Anonymous asked: I am a magical being, take off your bra.

No. That would be indecent of me. >:C

Anonymous asked: You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.

What the hell is ‘Pokemon’?

Also, the little gremlin under the desk says it’s ‘Pikachu,’ not ‘Piccachu.’

Anonymous asked: You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

…why is there plastic in your underwear, love?

Anonymous asked: Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Well, speaking as a voice outside of your head, perhaps you should go see someone about that.